Monday :: 08 February 2010 :: 09:27 PM
320 days to Christmas!
Toshiba Will Soon Unleash Hi Def DVD Player
"HDTV SETS ARE STUNNING -- until you pop in a movie and are reminded that DVDs are not recorded in high definition. . . That will change this year when Toshiba introduces the first high-def disc player for the US market. Toshiba's breakthrough box, an HD DVD player that at press time was still unnamed, will cost about $1,000. . ."
Random Humor: Another Court Room Joke
A hiker was lost in the woods for days and hungry when finally he snags a bald eagle, up and cooks it and starts to eat when suddenly an officer walks up to him. The officer listens to his story but responds that even under the circumstances he is still obligated to arrest the man.
Standing before the judge the man pleads his case explaining that he is starving and the kill was only for survival.
In sympathy the judge responds, "I really shouldn't let you go unpunished, but I am taken by your situation and am inclined to show you mercy. Case dismiss. Now tell me, I'm curious, what does a bald eagle taste like?"
"Well, your honor, it tastes kinda halfway between a California condor and a spotted owl."